Giant space beetles

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“THEY'RE EATING MY FACE!!! AAAAAAAAA!”

~ Oscar Wilde on meeting a Giant Space Beetle

“In Soviet Russia, Giant Space Beetles designed by YOU!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Giant space beetles

“That isn't a Russian Reversal... That's the truth.”

~ Captain Obvious on The Above Quote

Giant space beetles were discovered by the Irken Empire and were used by Grues to kill kittens. The giant space beetles have conquered themselves a planet (accidently) which is mars which is their home planet. The beetles also are said to enjoy watching flash files and Kitten huffing. The beetles are self-aware.

Contents 1 Who The Beetles are Fighting 2 Who The Beatles are Fighting 3 How They Came to Be 4 The Hobo Revolution 5 The Evil Allies 6 See Also

[edit] Who The Beetles are Fighting

The Beetles are currently engaged in a war to get revenge on the MIT nerds for portraying Their leaders: The Nazi Grues, in a bad light (Eating People). They were involved in the Human Kitten War on the side of the Humans.

[edit] Who The Beatles are Fighting

The Beatles are currently at war with you, your mom and Richard Nixon.

[edit] How They Came to Be

The giant space beetles changed from normal earth beetles when Soviet Russia launched them into space where they found Space pie. The Pie was another strange experiment done by the Soviet Union in which they combined the joy of pie, with the "joy" of Communism. The Space Pie contained a magical mutation which made them huge. which caused them to change Into giant space beetles. When they became bigified, it excreated a giant radioactive WAVE OF DOOM!! The Wave set off all sorts of sensors on The Irken Empires TTS Massive. Invader Zim was then sent to find out what caused it (and/or kill Zim). The Tallests were both dissapointed, and impressed, when Zim retured the Beetle Slaves. With their massive armored exoskeletons, the Irkins, mounted Giant Guns of Doom, and turned them into Tanks, used mostly on desert planets. Most of the Beetles were stationed on the Military Training Planet Hobo 13.

[edit] The Hobo Revolution

Soon after their enslavement, the Space Pie finally reached their brains. Upon Achiving their Brains, they hid the fact that they were self-aware. They told their Irkin superiors, that perhaps linking the giant guns of doom to their brains, that they could reduce the number of Irken casualities. This is when the Revolution began. The Revolutionary Assualt Force, began by leveling the training camp, and taking over the Hobo 13 Space Port. Because the only thing that Giant Space Beetles knew was that they had come from the Earth System, they decided to go back to thier Motherland. Unfortounatly their UFO's guidance computer was t0t411y l33t, they shot wide past earth and landed on Mars. There they enslaved the communist robots (please see The Martian Revolution. It is very strange), and forced them to fix their UFO. They returned to Earth and landed in Zork.

[edit] The Evil Allies

The beetles were soon discovered by the Nazi Grues. The beetles surrendered immediately. The Grues did not want to eat giant beetles that could give them radiation poisoning, so they struck a deal with the Beetles: The beetles were forced to be Mercenaries for the Grues. They are right now members of the 13th Armored Cavelry 37th Legion (Nazi Grues).They also are used as the war against Kittens for supporting teh Invader Zim. There method of Anti-Kitten warfare usually includes: Kiddnapping the kitten, then transporting to Stoner High School. During the Human vs. Kitten War the beetles took an offensive form of fighting, by using their Mighty Guns of Doom to shoot the kittens. After the War, the Beatles disbanded. Meanwhile the Giant Space Beetles decided to help the Grues get revenge from the MIT morons who invented Zork. The grues were angry because they were potrayed (rightly so) in a bad light.

[edit] See Also

• Invader Zim
• Kitten
• Grues

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