God's Ass, Nevada
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God's Ass is a town located in the dry-as-fuck state of Nevada. Its population is about 1200, all of whom are terribly boring.
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[edit] History
The town started out in 1840 as a frontier settlement. Founder Buttfuck McGee had originally chosen the name Paradise for his town, in order to attract clueless morons. However, after he was heard saying "This place is dryer than God's ass!", the other townspeople thought that would be a better name, even though they didn't know what the fuck it meant. Despite this name change, the town still attracts plenty of clueless morons.
[edit] Tourism
The only things worth mentioning in God's Ass are a few places tourists sometimes go. Otherwise, no one would care if the place were suddenly wiped clean somehow.
[edit] Things you'll find in God's Ass
[edit] The Holy Shit
A popular saloon. Its name is considered offensive by some out-of-towners, but most residents don't give a shit.
[edit] Jesus's Prick
A popular location for Christians, this establishment performs daily several bloody reenactments of Christ's last day, with particular emphasis on the influence of the crown of thorns on Jesus's head.
[edit] Herpe's
Founded by Edmund Herpe in the 1950s, this restaurant is best known for its creme pies.
[edit] Giant Stick
A giant, bare stick that was apparently a failed attempt at a totem pole. This has been in God's Ass for an unknown amount of time.
[edit] God's Head
Another popular drinking establishment.
[edit] Famous people
Nobody that you would care about, maybe just a few farm workers and their families. Seriously, why do you care who lives in God's Ass?!
