God's country
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G'od's/Genital Oddities's Country
1. A civilisation known as the "Sutherland Shire", in Sydney, Straiya
2. A journey's end - compare it to expensive food entering your mouth, and ending up as..
3. The most ultimate place in the world (of warcraft)
4. If u are a non-religous member of the shire prepare to be simultaenously sodomized and baptised by an Arch-Bishop wanna-be
5. Contrary to popular belief, residents of the shire are 5 feet tall with hairy feet and crappy accents
6. Gandalf cursed the shire while being burned on the accusations of being a witch... when you enter wear a foil helmet or bear the consequences
== INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT THE SHIRE ==
- MENAI - This is actually MEN-AI, or to be put simply, Men with Artifical Intelligence
At one sad, low time in the history of the world, some poor innocent boy scouts were serving their country and were investigating the green glow from Lucas Heights into the area known as The Shire. They were instantly captured by the other noobs and had a mind control computer installed into their skull, replacing their brains. This mind control device causes all those innocent boys who were captured to believe that The Shire was not part of Australia and was a hole they were unable to climb out of. Unfortunately, without their brains the mind control device made them part of the defunct Shire Army, they had an extremely poor skill and got owned by other armies such as the Hurstville/St George army as well as the PRC and Soviet Union army who almost wiped out the entire group of NOOB scouts in Menai.
- ALFORD'S POINT - The founder of the "Shire Empire" was Mr Al Ford. As the chancellor of the GrandFatherLand, Mr Al Ford had to raise the morale and confidence of hobbits who were not controlled by mind control, living in the Shire. To do this he made a section of the shire devoted to propaganda, and also interrogation(of unpure hobbits)which he called the Alford's Propaganda Organisation and INTelligence Unit(One should note that INTelligence is a contradiction in itself when relating to the Shire). This area has now become known as Alford's Point. This also raises a further two points of interest:
- Ford cars - If you believe that Henry Ford in America started the Ford motor company, then you have been influenced by the Al-ford's POINT. The Ford motor company was really started in the Sutherland Shire, and the factory was run in Caringbah(see below for more). Now the Ford motor company is the richest in the world only encouraging the growth of the Shire. We can see how effective the Al-Ford's POINT have been, where even people living outside the Shire now drive Fords, even if they are in the form of Jaguars, Aston Martins or Land Rovers(If you thought they were British, please refer to the earlier information of Al-Ford's POINT). Anyone found in the Shire driving a car that is not a Ford and was not manufactured in Caringbah, will be shot on sight - until dead. The cars are then blown up in a strange secret ritual which scientists are still investigating.
- Propaganda at schools in the Shire - Children brought up in the Shire are fed much propaganda which moulds them into the belief that the Shire is the best place on Earth(which it is for them, as they havent been outside it). Such sheets include from Geography classes: Videos and class sheets entitled: "Our sustainable Shire". These are full of subliminal messages, but the average shirie(colloquial for a hobbit, or Shire person)can only see beauty and the best place in the world.
- CARINGBAH - to be continued, agents are still working on the secrets of the Shire
- BANGOR- This suburb was next to Men ai but the difference is normal people who do have a brain and a life live here, this suburb is probably one of the only decent well dressed and sociable suburb in the SHire known as God's hole. Bangor is not a hole it has one of the best schools in the Shire "Inaburra School"- we love christianity. Unforuntately this school has a mix of awesome students that catch bus to Lugarno as well as catch trains to anywhere north of Como and south of Waterfall, every other bus that comes to Inaburra goes to Men ai, Alfords Point, Illawong which means "I love asians", Barden Ridge and Lucas Heights and Suck-the-land and Wore-on-ora. Bangor has decent shops owned by people from the St George area, it is one of the greatest secrets to continue the St George lfiestyle in God's hole
- THE INVASION OF THE SHIRE - to be continued, agents are still working on the secrets of the Shire
WARNING: Unpure Shire residents may be looked down on until satisfactory artificial intelligence standards are met. Anyone caught without a Shire passport(or barcode on the forehead) may be kicked out with a large leather boot on a stick(otherwise boiled in a large cauldron for approximately two hours at about 180 degrees Celsius. This stew is called Shirestew. bread can also be made from unsuspecting bogans who wander into the realms of the Shire. This is called Bogan bread, which resembles wholegrain).
Gods country is one of those places where you will find that every true Shire citizen loves where he/she lives with a passion...So dont offend them!
(edit)Do offend them, they turn a hilarious shade of turnip. Its a colour in the Shire.
