Gonorrhea

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The term "Gonorrhea" is used by those who are not Scottish to describe the sound that a Scot makes when he or she says "Going over here". Another example of Scottish gibberish is the way "Programs" is written in the Start menu of the Scottish Windoze Operating System (that is, "stuff thut dis stuff").

To utilise this form of gibberish, simply speak the word through your anus and it will sound very natural; only real Scots will be able to tell the difference.

This kind of language is called "Boolshyte", and it is also spoken by the French.

Scottish people all have red hair, yellow skin, play the bagpipes, and work at elementary schools. They also live on the Moon.