“Its the fastest and most efficient way to turn your urethra into a flame thrower.”
This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhoea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease.
Cognitive symptoms of individuals infected with Gonorrhe Lectim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behaviour, and in extreme cases McGrathasia, an extreme disease first diagnosed in Kelly McGrath that causes its victims too seek out a means to spread the disease to as many others as possible, making the disease very hard to eradicate completely.
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