Grain alcohol
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[edit] General Info
A particularly potent flavor of alcohol distilled from cardboard or graham crackers. Typically mixed with rain water or served straight in a toilet roll. Even a single 1 liter bottle of grain alcohol has been known to cause death and/or severe bleeding when smashed against the face. Useful for killing brain cells and forgetting how to walk.
USE WITH CAUTION!
NO LIFEGUARD ON DUTY!
[edit] History
One of the few accomplishments, if it can be called that, by backwood retards in the appalachin mountains. Grain alcohol was a major contributor to inbreeding.
