Grammar nazi
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“HEIL SEMICOLON!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Grammar NaziTMs[citation needed]
“y u h8 me?”
~ An AOL user writing one-line stubs on grammar nazis[citation needed]
“It's "for whom", not "for who".”
~ Grammar nazi on grammar[citation needed]
“The comma goes inside the closing quotation marks.”
~ Another Grammar nazi on The above quote[citation needed]
“It is unbelievably unusual that you, as an intellectually apparent being, refuse to use the correctly appropriate phrases in order to describe the unbearable wrath that is the daily life you live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
~ Anuver gramer natzey on dat guy just sed "init" insted ov "isnt it" so da gramer natzey got all pissd off!!!!!
grammar nazi's are people whom send 1337 j00s to grammar concentration camp's when-ever you're grammar is teh suck . people who our a grammar nazi's, thinking there englishes are batter then your's cuz they aint a j00. their waisting there time because it dont matter what your saying but how your saying it. they just gt all pissd cuz we cn typ fastr them by typing lik this den dey say dat dey cnt red wht we sy. j0r languag is silly [citation needed]
(Nein! Nein! Nein! Es gibt zu viele Fehler! Stoppen! Imperativ Jetzt stoppen, du dummer Esel!! Esel ist maskulin! Sprichst du überhaupt Englisch überhaupt?! wrong word order sehr blöd! ... Heil Spellcheck!) [citation needed]
(Who wrote this article? Is this amount of spacing even correct? It does not exemplify appropriate writing style.) [citation needed]
- It is a well known fact that Grammar Nazis
Grammar Nazi's(Plural, not possessive!) arereally coolvery attractive (Colloquial! Use proper tone!). I hopeuyou (Again, colloquial! Use proper tone!) will never split an infinitiveagainanymore (Inappropriate diction!). Good day. [citation needed] - If the person who wrote the last sentence were (subjunctive form!)
wereis(subject-verb agreement!)actually agrammarGrammar Nazi (Proper name, not adjective!),(s)he'dthen he or she would (Proper syntax!) have known to not put that useless apostrophe intherethat phrase (Ambiguous reference!). Good day, you vile pretender. [citation needed] - The above person is not a Grammar Nazi either. He or she should have realized that splitting the infinitive is always incorrect. In the future, do not attempt to present yourself as a Grammar Nazi when it is clear that you are not.
I the one who wrote this is a racist... making jokes on shit.... [citation needed]
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[edit] the ever history
Of all the things that started when the internet was created, the Grammar Nazis are the worst. They were all "Hey we are better with english than you so we're all going to yelling at you often. Then their making concentration camps for us to go to so we may concentrate, then the Americans came bye and freed us from having to use grammer good. [citation needed]
[edit] the apostrophy~phrasengarian empire
The apostrophy-phrasengarian empire was the product of year's of hard-work by the apostrophy to do just about anything, beginning by simply taking over letter's such as in the phrase "i'm", were the apostrophe army completely wiped out the "a" armies defense's. [citation needed]
In 1914 however; Arc Dutchess Fronts Further-and was essassinnated by an an raged plural possessive. This was due to it's resentment at offten beeing left out and re-placed by the inferior singlur plural or even omitted all together. This resulted in the first word war, fought and tirely a round language. whil'e the Brrrit'ish could easeley de-ci-pher the vir-tu-al-ly in-flec-tion- and apostrophy-free language of the Germans, the Germans founddifficult to fathom the whyder Brrrit'ish vo-ca-bu-la-ry and more complex use of apostrophies. [citation needed]
won of the biggestest proponent's against the apostrophe-hungarian empire were one adolf hitler, whom actually mo-bil-i's-ed his force's against them. while the english's we're happy too ap-pe-a-se the tyrant, the academie française, (what dictate's french and have leg-is-la-te's apostrophe's into almost every send tense), wo'uld not allowed it and insist's that brrrit'ain joined it against the young hilter, who's language was knowed to be rhetoric and devoid of grammatical structure. [citation needed] We had saw
[edit] rise of the thirdth write
bye the end of 1918 germany has exhausted it's supply of scrabble set's. america soon entering the war and with they're endless supply of mark twain novel's and outlandish accent's the axis force's where forced to surender. all their base are belong to us. mwhahaha teehee rawr [citation needed]
the inter war year's we're hard for german. the country being forced by france to adopted 1337 speak in all of it's official correspondence. anarchy reined and a good german found it increasingly hard too find a decent BratWurst, aka "vhere da fuk is das fud". [citation needed]
embittered by his countries defeat and poor grammar, adolf hitler form's the nationalistica arseholen zoceity von idjits or the nazi party. soon million's flock's to his rally's to here his speech's on the proper use of its versus it's. [citation needed]
in 1933, hitler was swept too power on a platform of improved literacy program's and the banning of democracy. soon the world begin to tremble before the might of his grammatical knowledge and boots.[citation needed]
in 1938, hitler return's in triumph to vienna. in a proces's known as anschloss (german for fucking bad idea, austria is unite's with german. in 1939 he demand's the poland and czechslovakia get rid of all those phüňkée dot's above there letter's. The ally's refused and the world were plunged into war. [citation needed]
[edit] world war too
at first the SS squadrons superior lex-i-con and grammer lead them to over run eastern europe and france. but hey this is the french were talking about. you just has to throw a moldy onion or twoes at them and they start dropping they're gun's. or politly ask them 2 surender. thell do it. [citation needed]
but brrrit'ain managed too hold-out against the mite of the grammer nazi umpire thank's to the boozy rhetoric of windston cherchyll. japanese plains were freinds with the grammer nazi's and thay send some bombs to hawwai to piss of amarica and and so than for some raison america entered the war. teh jermans canot be holding out against the superear american spell checker techknowlodgy and thus ended hitlers dream's. [citation needed]
[edit] after-maths
after the war, hitler fled to argentina. were he eeked out an existence as a marilyn monroe impersonator. in 1956 he was deports from argentina fore being a really bad marilyn monroe impersonator. [citation needed]
it was then that he is recruited by the cia for operation paperclip. the defence department was looking to startup the internet and is recruiting nazi scientist's and leader's to help make it as painful and unbearable as possible. after the birth of al gore the legalisation of th internet came around as al gore makes the internet work. not one can live whithout the other. (sea 'Category:Things Al Gore invented' no link, tipe it in yerself). [citation needed]
adolf hitler retire's in 2001 after engineer's the dot com bubble. he like's gardening, walk's on the beach and plotting to invade potland. [citation needed]
Also, he awarded The Neo-Classical band, PRON, the antihumanitarian of the decade award. They spend weekends in rangoon together smuggling plums and waxing cucumbers [citation needed]
[edit] what should to doing when encountered a or many grammar nazi's
- Grammar nazi's weekness's is seeing a lot of grammar errors. If you encounter a grammar nazis, than quick! make lots-of grammar errorers!!11!1[citation needed]
- Remind them that your having a significant other, and have had more sex more times then they have read: struck & whites style guide. Try to keep a straight face when your do this! [citation needed]
- Attack them with insane amounts of 1337-5p34k. No grammar nazi can stand a 1337-barrage for very long, unless said nazi is '1337' himself. [citation needed]
- in da rar case dat da gramer nazi r 1337 run like hel thers kno stoping him [citation needed]
- Screw with them by using obscure interpretations of effect. for example, say "George Bush effects the constitution." when they get all douchebaggy and tell you it is affect, find a dictionary and show them that they are wrong. [citation needed]
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[edit] apostrophy's
apostrophy's are evil. if' you'r us'ing apostrophe's 'rite, your' con'tribute 'to 'evil'. don't' be con'tribute's 'to evil. 'because e'vil 'is bad. bad 'evil 'bad. span'k, span'k, span'k. [citation needed]
[edit] taco's
if someone tell's you like you should of used a phrase other than "should of," just tell them that they should of remembered that you like taco's. more pacificly, you should tell them that satistically their our more grammar nazi's then they had supposably thought of. [citation needed]
