Grand Theft Auto: Baghdad
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The eleventh installment of the Grand Theft Auto series, Grand Theft Auto: Baghdad stars Carl Johnson. After returning to LA from New Orleans, Carl decides to give back to the country he has taken so much away from. He enlists in the United States Army and is quickly deployed to Iraq due to his superb marksmanship and weapons *Rhino: Charge through the desert in this powerful tank
- F-18: It's bombs over Baghdad with this fighter jet
- Apache Helicopter: Good at destroying shit but it crashes easily and because it flies low it can be brought down by RPG's.
- BM-21 "Grad": A truck with a 40-round rocket-launcher system on the back, captured from the Iraqis. Can blow the crap outta enemy positions. Some missions involve destroying a bunch of these trucks.
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[edit] Pictures of the game
- Carl parachutes into the Iraqi desert
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- An insurgent just before he is killed by Carl.
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- Carl checks out some Iraqi skin on Baghdad beach.
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- Carl and Phil storm through the desert, convoy in tow.
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- Phil in an Apache and Carl in a tank in downtown Baghdad.
[edit] Characters
- Cpl. Carl Johnson: The main protagonist, Carl enlists in the army so he can get a free vacation to Iraq. Once over there though, he fights only for his own freedom and wealth, and not the freedom of the Iraqi citizens.But the Iraqis are much to strong and powerful with saddam insane.
- Phil: Despite losing an arm in a boomshine brewing accident, Phil is still an active member of the military. He works at the air base in Baghdad and gives Carl access to a fighter jet.
- Comical Ali: The boss's henchman. You can never believe everything he says. If he tells you that you will have to take out two tanks to achieve an objective, you can be sure it is really only a kid with a super soaker.
[edit] Weapons
- M-16: U.S. military-issued weapon
- Improvised Explosive Device: a favorite among roaming gangs of insurgents - find some of your own to pack a real punch
- Hangman's noose: for taking out the leaders.
- AK-47: the favorite among insurgents
- WMD's: only kidding, there are obviously no WMD's in Baghdad.
- Mustard gas: just an internet rumor - doesn't actually exist in the game
[edit] Story
Carl Johnson has just returned from New Orleans and has decided to enlist in the forces. He trains for a few months, but is sent to Iraq early due to his advanced knowledge of weapons. He has access to a wide range of weapons from the army, but will have to find his own body armor once he gets to Iraq. Missiles are more important than armor and the army doesn't have enough money for both so Carl is SOL. However, he can steal a rocket launcher truck from the Iraqis to make things better for him.
Once in Iraq, Carl slaughters some Iraqi police officers and steals their body armor. On his way to the Airport, Carl destroys a regiment of rocket launcher trucks & takes one for himself. In Baghdad he meets Phil who runs the airforce base at Sodamninsane International Airport. Phil gives him access to a fighter jet which Carl uses to bomb anyone who gets in his way. Carl had earned his pilots license back home in California.
[edit] Soundtrack
Grand Theft Auto: Baghdad has an award winning soundtrack and includes such hits as:
- Outkast Bombs over Baghdad
- Wierd al yankovich Bomb Iraq
- Celine Dion My heart will bomb Iraq
[edit] See Also
- Grand Theft Auto: Beirut
- Grand Theft Auto: New Orleans
- Grand Theft Auto: Baghdad Stories
- Grand Theft Auto: Pozarevac
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