Grand Theft Auto: Beirut
Grand Theft Auto: Beirut takes place in the Lebanese capital during Israel's evil crusading against the innocent, unarmed, and defenceless citizens of Lebanon. GTA: Beirut stars Muhammed Durka, an Islamic extremist with Iranian connections, as the protagonist. Durka must launch rockets at Israel, kill Israeli soldiers, and recruit suicide bombers in an attempt to get Israel to stop destroying his homeland.
The main character of GTA: Beirut, Durka is a Hezbollah commander who receives funds directly from both Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran, and Osama bin Laden of al Qaeda despite the fact that Hezbollah and al Qaeda have nothing to do with each other and actually hate each other but this is the truth because that it what the Bush administration tells us. With the funds he receives from Iran and al Qaeda, Durka is able to buy vehicles, build bombs, buy arms, and recruit young, impressionable (and stupid) teenagers for suicide bombing missions.
Mahmoud "I Wanna Jihad" Ahmadinejad
Although "I Wanna Jihad" does not make a physical appearance in the game he does, along with Osama bin Laden.
Mr. bin Laden is closely associated with both Durka, the Hezbollah movement, and the Iranian government despite being of a different Islamic sect and being their bitter enemies. He also provides Durka with financial support and intelligence. Bin Laden also provides Toyota trucks for missions. Toyota is the number one choice of vehicle for Islamic militants worldwide.
Khalid Sheik Mohammed
The master mind of the 9/11 attacks, you must break him out of a US military prison. As a reward Khalid rewards you with stockpiles of American weapons left over from the war in Afghanistan against the Soviets.
- 1973 Citroen 2CV- The car Mohammed Durka starts out with. Very slow and unreliable.
- 1997 Volkswagen Polo- Mahmoud "I Wanna Jihad" Ahmadinejad's ride. It's a total ricer, complete with the fart can, a cheap, poorly installed body kit, and $2000 spinners on the front wheels, and donuts in the back. You steal this car in the final level when you free Khalid from prison and use it to transport him back to Hezbollah's base.
- Paykan- Old, boxy Iranian car. These cars are found all over the place.
- Toyota Pick Up- The official combat vehicle of Hezbollah. These vehicles are supplied by Osama bin Laden and have 50-caliber machine guns mounted on the roll bars.
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