Grand Theft Auto: Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris will star in this new Grand Theft Auto game. It's about Chuck Norris and his life in the ghetto. He trains by eating the enemy gang memebers. Someone kills Chuck's leather jeans, and his life goes upside down. He hunts down whoever did this and hopes to feed him/her to a liger. This game's got plenty of action! Rated M For: Violence, Drugs, Swearin,g and Chuck Norris. Coming in 2009. As if!HAHAHAHAHA!

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