Grand Theft Auto: Lego City

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Grand Theft Auto: Lego City (Grand Theft Auto: Lego Island until 2008) is a game made by Lego and Rockstar Games and is the first violent game done entirely with Lego. The game was released for the PC in 2004, the Play Station in 2005 and the XBox in 2007. Set in 1997, Johnny Sick-o goes to Lego City to lay low for three years until late-2000.

This is a scene from Grand Theft Auto Lego City. At the time when Lego City was Lego Island, so until 2008, the "CITY" part was "ISLAND"

[edit] Versions

[edit] As Grand Theft Auto: Lego Island

The game was released in 2004 as Grand Theft Auto: Lego Island. The game was at first rated AO but in mid-2005 was changed to E for no blood. In early-2005, a clean version cutting out the bad words and adult content. Grand Theft Auto: Lego Island's exsistance was put to an end in late-2008.

[edit] As Grand Theft Auto: Lego City

In late-2008, the game was renamed Grand Theft Auto: Lego City because of 15% sales and 85% boo's from young children and teens. Lego City was at 60% sales and 40% boo's at its first week. In mid-2012, the name will be scrapped and be replaced with "Grand Theft Auto: Lego Arial".

[edit] As Grand Theft Auto: Lego Arial

Until 2012, the game will remain as Grand Theft Auto: Lego City but will be renamed Lego Arial.

[edit] Characters

[edit] Pepper Roni

Skateboarder and former pizza delivery boy. He worked at Brickolini's before he got framed for murder. He now has to stop who done this and take the drugs and do little boys because he hasn't got a girl in years. In Lego City, he is replaced with Johnny Sick-o.

[edit] Johnny Sick-o

He is the protoganist of Lego City. He comes to Lego City to lay low.

[edit] Logan St. Claire

A woman is old and nearly dead who wants to kill Pepper, she leads the Motorbrik gang of Brickbourogh.

[edit] Brickster

Created by the Infomaniac, the Brickster is the Island's top dog and Crime Boss. His members either wear overalls or are robots. He is on a mission to kill whoever has betrayed him for all we know it could be his mother! His other goal is to finally kill his nemesis, a purple beaver named Todd.

[edit] Tommy Versuty

He left Vice City because he had completed all the missions and felt restricted by his watery boundries. Lego City also seemed a good place to show off his Hidden Package. At the Docks, He hitched a ride to Lego Island and met Pepper while ordering a pizza at Brickolini's.He grabbed Pepper and said "I will help you, no matter what it takes! Even if I have to stick your cock in my mouth."

[edit] Infomaniac

he is the ultimate creator of the island. He also knows and frequently dines with both Oscar Wilde and King Kong.

[edit] Nick Brick

A police man who died at the end of a Sesame Streetcar called Desire and dies numerous times

[edit] Mama Brickolini

Another victim; she died in a brick oven and was on fire. Preliminary reports state the fire was started by a cup of water spilling into the oven, thus causing the steam to melt the puny plastic bricks surrounding the oven and eventually ignite the oversized can of cocaine that Mama Brickolini is addicted to, prompting her to dive towards the can of cocaine. She allegedly "Came in too fast" and flew into the oven. She seems to have recovered though

[edit] Asshole

Nobody knows where he came from, but everybody knows he's the biggest asshole of all the time. Some even say he smells like the hole of your ass! Also known as "The Anus Of Doom", this notorious character will rape and kill all who steal his lego poo!

Beware! The Asshole is there!

[edit] Other Characters

• Ernie, Streetcar driver and a boss.
• SpongeBob SquarePants, Another boss, he and his posse are major bosses. They run Deep Album.
• Mario, he and Luigi are major bosses and hold mean street races.
• Bicker Bob a major racer who's hard to beat.
• Gollum is from the lego law enforcement, his job is to keep noobs off the street and keep brickheads in place. Works with the jedi-master, Yoda.
• Include Yoda, Rockstar did. Kill noobs, does he. Kicks-Ass, does he. Master-bates, does he. Steal precious, does he.
• Beavis & Butthead: They just go around & cause random mayhem, but will also ask you to perform a few missions for them (which usually involves causing more mayhem). Their antics have drawn fire from Yoda and Gollum.
• Ultra Jesus: Usually seen floating above the skies of Lego Island, firing missiles at innocent civilians. It's impossible to kill him and if you shoot at him, he'll fire lasers from his ass at you.
• Osama Bin Laden:Drunken Hippy who sells a weapon in his coat of mass destruction
• Motherfucker : Just fucks her mother

[edit] Plot

After Tommy Versuty leaves Vice City he heads to Lego Island to start another life of crime.

He then runs into Pepper who is mad that he had his friends murdered and got blamed.

He then goes to Snap Lokets Big boy Casino, where he meets a person who once owned 10,000 light bulbs. He hears that If I help you win 1,000,000 dollars in casino money. After an all night drink and a roast of a salami leg he mets an unknown rider.

Later he rides the train and meets motor cops, one turns out to be Logan St. Claire, a mob leader. She tells them to go enter the race.

Later, Laura the Ice Cream Lady, who works alone and lost the police in a bet; or did she, she wants to find the murderer.

He meets Spongebob and Patrick, who are holding a street race on the island but lost to Bicker Bob.

After a party at Docta Clicket and Ed Mai he meets someone who knows who killed them but kant tell. In the middle of the race a mysterious stranger named Tuxedo Mask kills Bicker Bob in the middle of the race.

He and Pepper head to Mario's strip club with ninjas. They tell them to ride the dodo to Vice City and give them the Spanish gold doubloon from Miami beach.

Meanwhile Pepper realises Tommy Versuty's friend killed his friends and now must kill him and hires Ernie.

Later along the lego trolley Ernie shoots his car and the Brickster saves him.

Later Logan goes off to kill both of them tonight at the bridge.Tommy Versuty, the Brickster, and the $1,000,000 man hear of the fight and must kill Ernie. Later the incredibly gay Bert decides to join and help kill Pepper.

The shootout happens and kills the money guy on the bridge, and later the shootout happens as follows; Pepper dies, the Brickster escapes, Logan disappears.

The biggest boss is the Man. Because he is the Man.

[edit] Vehicles

One of the many vehicles in GTA:Lego City

[edit] Sk8board

The one true way to look awsome, yet still lack any awsomeness. Nothing impresses chicks as mutch as randomly grabbing your board. this of course is the most dangerous form as travel, as it is the main car used by the Brickadios, the rival gang of Logan St. Clarie

[edit] Tank

You can kill people with this load of crap, or build it in real life if you are a total nerd!

[edit] Motorcycle

Stolen from Logan St. Claire; he uses it to shoot them big boys down.

[edit] Chuck Norris

God, ive gotta stop with the Chuck Norris jokes

[edit] Ambulance

Stolen from the Hospital; it can kill them dumb old citizens.

[edit] Police Car

Stolen from the Police Station; the 5-0s will think you're one of them! That is, unless they witnessed you stealing it.

[edit] Road Warrior

A vehicle at the labs of Logan; it was once used by Oprah to go a good ridin'.

Yo brotha!

[edit] Copter

Its better than every other vehicle because it flies and can shoot anything with its missiles.

[edit] Horse

GTA: Lego Island has a lot of horses, many of which were from the Red Block District of Lego Island. They are popular vehicles among modders.

[edit] Bicycle

A piece of shit made from metal that you ride on from the start.

[edit] Bee

Smallest vehicle, but fastest. You have to complete the game 101 percent, to access this amazing vehicle.

[edit] Eggplant

The most powerful weapondary vehicle eva! This baby can shoot tens of billions of nuclear photon rays that will destroy the world as we know it! It can also backfire and blast back at you, so find a wishing star before you drive it. Bear in mind that this vehicle goes up to 2,000 mph. It is also rumored that Yoda used this vehicle when he lost his lightsaber during his duel with the Emperor dude, so he found this in the garage and blew the sh*t out of Sidious. Also a slang name for a 'Brother'.

[edit] weapons

[edit] brick

Bash enemies in the head with this, though still useless.

[edit] brickstoil

You most put 541 bullets into anyone before they reliese they are shooting at you.

[edit] Brick 9

Fires rapid fire bricks at enemies, does not hit target unless facing the other way. vai toma no cú

[edit] lego shotgun

Very powerful, takes five minutes to use pump action, takes 2 hours to reload.

[edit] lego shit

Your character takes a shit and throws it at people.

[edit] LG47

Only gun that works like it should.

[edit] Locations

• Pizzeria set on fire and Papa escaped. Now home to the Resurrect-Or.
• Snap Locket's Club night club; run by Snap Locket, Rhoda Hogg and Red Greenbase.
• Information center building that was pushed off a cliff.
• Bridge; it gets destroyed at end.
• The Red Block District: Contains locations such as - Clicket Club, a hospital-cum-nightclub owned by Docta Clicket; Mario's, a stripclub run by Mario; and The Stable, a massage parlour run by horses.
• Beavis & Butthead's house
• Pokemon house. Last mission is kill all the pokemon.
• the porkchop is the most sacred weapon in this game because theres only 15 of them in each level they are the only weapon you can use on people to get rid of them when there shooting at you use them wisely otherwise you will be one yourself and you will be dead*

[edit] Soundtrack

The songs are on all four stations and are played by DJ. "Lazlo" Jacket. In 2008, at the re-release, the game was shortened to four stations. The stations are

• Devil 98.2: The rock station. On the game since 2004.
• Poopie 107: The yucky station. On the game since 2005.
• W-BOX: The talk station. On the game since 2007.
• Master Music 99.5: The master station. On the game since late-2008.

[edit] Myths/Easter eggs

• Some say Santa, the tooth fairy, the sandman, the Easter bunny, humpty dumpty, pop, Cap'n crunch, big foot, nessie, yeti, Elvis and the Great Gatsby guest stared but they hardly appeared.
• Michael Bolton was going to have a song for it on the radio but never made it.
• One would be location was Where Santa Claus lives.
• In the theatre you can watch Un Mouse Andelou,Spoony Fork Club and Syphillis Symphonies
• All characters who were going to appear are in the street race crowd.
• Barney dies in the shootout.
• You can buy an invisible car at the dealership
• Michael Jackson appears in the crowd
• With one code you could start a riot
• "Black Tea" subgame involves hot hot hot action (with Mr T). To enter press the Keys `+'Power'+'Esc'+'F1-11' on your hand-jack whilst in love misson.
• It has also been rumored that Chuck Norris is a playable character after meeting certain requirements. He needs no guns, he round house kicks his enemy's testicles off instead.
• You can actually kill Ultra Jesus by using a Mega Lego Cow Launcher. There is no such weapon in the game and Ultra Jesus will smite your ass if you even look at him funny.
• Pressing the Z key makes the trees and flowers spin.

[edit] Sequel

Logan Returns?

There are rumors of a sequel with Logan St. Claire returning as a main foe and boss.In it Tommy Versuty comes back as well. It also has Mr. T, SpongeBob, Michael Johnson, Sherlock Holmes, Spoon, Moby Dick, Mel Gibson, Andrew Jackson, Stacey Trome, Watson, Crackle, Piccaso, MacGyver, George Washington, Bert and Bluto in it.

[edit] See also

• Grand Theft Auto III
• Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
• Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City
• Grand Theft Auto: Venice
• Grand Theft Auto: Lego Halo
• World of Whorecraft