Grand Theft Auto: Somalia
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Grand Theft Auto: Somalia is a game in the GTA series that is coming soon in 2010 for the PS9, PC, PS3, Wii and the XBOX 360 in the USA and Japan, in 2011 in Europe and Australia, and expected in the coming millenium in Africa when they finally get electricity.
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[edit] Plot
The main character in this more recent edition to the GTA series is called abdulliahi abdulliahi, who starts his life in the game in a highly diverse region of Southall . Which features many missions for the underworld, including various robbery and high-jack missions for the chief Guru. "It's all bless" until the whites then turn on the Somalians and on fear of being exposed to his family for his severe AIDS infection he returned to the motherland Somalia to find his brother in the army. On the return to Somalia he carries out various missions helping the army against the warlord tribes until he decides the army fail and then joins the warlords and during his first mission. Many more rape/fisting missions are carried out until his own brother is kidnapped by the Warlords and after a promise of 50 AK47's he helps his brother escape and kills just about everybody in Somalia in the process which isnt too hard as most of the population is dead anyway. They then attempt to return to England and take down the Guru in the Battle of the Glassy(Galassi). Unfortunately the game comes to an abrupt end here when both of you are killed.
[edit] Differences to other GTA games
- Whilst in the region of Southall, for the first time in a GTA game you can ride the numerous wheelbarrow routes around the area.
- Bantering is allowed throughout the game in the illegal markets of Southall and the slum ones of Somalia. Yo can also buy illegal weapons and guns there.
- Going for the "politically correct" approach, the games main character has AIDS to bring a new awareness to the disease. This is also how it is going to get round the hideous racism in the game.
- It is important to note no sponsering has gone into this game, despite the fact all characters are wearing nike air II's, available at a Sports World near ASDA.
- Instead of gaining healt through eating at restarants or getting armor, you get health from packs of corn feed falling from red cross planes.
[edit] Characters
Abdulahi Kamal
Oringinating from Somalia, he emigrates to England to help his mother carry out benefit fraud. Unfortuneately it doesn't work and his mother gets killed in a knife fight with a gang of somalian men about to be raped by her. So he moves to the one part of England that is 100% foreign and not under government control, Southall. He is about 5 ft 9" and dark skinned, he is a horrible person.
Ali kamal
The deranged brother of abduliahi, deputy head of the 3 man army. Despite his anger problems he is a nice guy and all he wants is peace.
Zaid Mohammed
A dead guy. That seems to keep popping up.
Salim Nore
The Short Man who looks like hes working for you at first but turns out to be an under cover from Guru Riyait, he is a short and a very nasty person who should be avoided at all costs.
Mohammed Abdullahi
A man in the game who sells you weapons and stuff and is a dodgy person not to be trusted with money
[edit] Music
Music is banned in somalia, Sunrise AM is the only legal radio station in Southall.
[edit] Screenshots
US edition of GTA Somalia for PS2 |
 edition of GTA Somalia for PS3 |
 A picture of Abdulahi shot in game |
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