Grand Theft Auto Advance
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“dood im not buying dis gmae cuz da geamboy is like rly ghey cuz nintendoe maed it.”
~ A typical GTA fan on GTA Advance
“Nigga stole my car!”
~ Oscar Wilde on GTA Advance
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[edit] Overview
Grand Theft Auto Advance, or GTA: Different Console, Same god damn game is yet another addition to the seemingly never-ending Grand Theft Auto series. This version, however, has a shocking twist- it was made for the Gameboy Advance. Once this news came out, the reaction was immensely bad. Many loyal fans of the Grand Theft Auto series even resorted to not buying a Gameboy, because according to them, the gameboy is "ghey" and is for "n00bs". However, once these fans heard that you still get to deal drugs and kill hookers for not giving a good enough lapdance, sales for both the Game Boy Advance and the game itself went through the roof.
[edit] Gameplay
Do I really need to explain this? It's the same god damn thing as all the other GTA games.Only its better because you get to hurt yous efl when you hit things in your car.
[edit] Plot
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You see, there's this guy, and he committed this crime, and now he's trying to get away from these guys that have flashing thingies on top of there cars. I think there's also drugs involved. And money. And hot girls, of course, for some reason. But, I really don't care what this game is even about, because if it involves drugs, money, and hoes, I'm there.
[edit] Criticism
The game received many reviews- from both professionals and amateurs. Amazingly enough, every single review ever made gave it a perfect score. The only problem that 99.7% of the reviewers had with the game was honking the horn. Honestly, how do you honk that fucking thing!? Hopefull, some guy with no life will discover this mystifying secret. It's later found out that the horn can be honk by pressing all buttons (inc. the suicide button) on the GBA together after the game completion is 100.01% and the total time spent on this game is 66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 hours.
