Grasp

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~ Oscar Wilde on Grasp

Grasp is a deadly virus of a word. First described in Neal Stephenson's science fiction opus Snow Crash as a word-virus that reprograms all who hear it into life-sucking zombies with a favorable henchman quotient, Grasp continues to grasp and Grasp GRASP GRASP GRASP GRASP GRASP GRASP

There is a disease that you could be catching as we speak! Grasp, meaning to take hold of or seize firmly with or as if with the hand, is also describes the unfortunate sound emitted by those infected with the eponymous virus. Ladies and gentlemen, it would drive long spikes of chill into your bones to hear the hordes of rotting monsters wail as they shamble past our studio! Remarkably, all that seems to be required for infection are two utterances of the word grasp oh my GRASP GRASP GRASP GRASP GRASP GRASP GRASP

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