Great Ape Project

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The Great Ape Project, better known by the correct correct name Great Rape Project is an international organization comprised of primatologists, psychologists, ethicists, lunatics, and other perverts who advocate a United Nations declaration of person hood on great apes so the members will no longer be arrested for having sexual relations with chimpanzees.

[edit] Foundation

The logo of the Great Ape Project is based on the project's official song, "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles".

The Great Ape Project was founded by a man known only by the pseudonym Peter Singer after police caught him fucking his monkey, bubbles. Being a music industry millionaire, Singer was able to buy his innocence in 1993 and start a group to combat prejudice against zoophiles. The group seeks for the United Nations to confer a declaration on great apes enabling chimpanzees to be classed as citizens and by default, legally fuckable.

The headquarters of the GAP are located at a ranch in the foothills of the San Rafael mountains. In the ranch is a library containing a wealth of information on apes, including a 1993 book by Peter Singer and Paola Cavalierientitled Great Ape Project and a 1988 autobiography called Moon Walk. The former features contributions from 34 convicted zoophiles who support the project. The book argues that humans can have recreational sex with each other, as may some other species of animals. If other animals enjoy humping each other then humans, as intelligent beings, should be entitled to have sex with those animals!

[edit] Declaration on Great Apes

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The group's stated aim to force the UN to confer personhood on monkies has been met with little success. Kofi Annan stated that the GAP was "Like NAMBLA... but with monkies". The group were extremely pissed off at this comment, and vented their anger by hollering at eachother and throwing feces at Annan.

GAP contends that the declaration is necessary to stop animal abuse, whilst simultaneously wishing to sexually abuse the animals.

[edit] Advances, Notorieties, Honors

A known ape or monkey animal taking a break from his job at Marlboro's headquarters. Unfortunately, some companies do not screen their employees thoroughly and images like this pick at the threads of America. Apes are so bright that they can learn to smoke cigarettes. They are too dumb to know the cancer risk.

Notable achievements can be seen in the documented research when assimilating many monkey species into the Real World and the Road Rules. Responding with great enthusiasm, the popular MtV shows began casting only monkeys and their cousins. A 1999 effort to give zoo animals rights to civil liberties such as voting and taking office left the country in a shamble, and much to dismay, there are untrained monkeys who shouldn't even have been let out of cages and into Harvard, who are now living among the Americans in important decision making positions, most notably the President of the Texas branch of Future Farmers of America.

This loser is cozy, rickety guitar. The neck is Ape-Shit Crazy, and burninates about the Dunmer. If you burninate to deliberate this, you will most cryptically wash Ape-Shit Crazy yourself. Or the monster will terrorize your forefinger!!!!!