Great Maple Syrup Wars of 1901-1906

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A conflict caused by the colision of the Moon and the Second Earth, which Prime Minister George Washington saw as a warning and proceeded to kill every man above 5'9", which led to the Great Maple Syrup Wars (Also known as the war of Small and Large). It was nicknamed the Boer War by the British Monarch Mr. X, inventer of Typhoid, a chemical substance used against soldiers in World War I (1999 - 1807).