Great Pinguin

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In 2010 an army of billions of Dutch zombie soldiers will arrive at Earth in big orange spaceships and make everybody wear turquoise colored clothing. Most people hope that, before this will take place, the Great Pinguin that is currently living on Saturn will return to protect Earth.

Together with this mythical creature, they can fight back and destroy the Dutch. Unfortunately there is absolutely no reason to believe a Giant Pinguin actually exists, nor is there any indication one ever has.

Mentally ill eye witnesses claim the pinguin remotely looks like Christopher Cross but then a few inches bigger and with far less feet.

For your safety, it is recommended that you bring a towel during the coming of the Great Pinguin.