Great Salt Lake
The Great Salt Lake is a lake filled entirely with salt. The total absence of water tends to make sailing extremely difficult; however, King Marsiconni's fleet was able to launch an attack on the city of Salt Lake using a little known weapon known as the Amphibian Amphetamene Disassembler.
King Marsicconi would perish in the Great Salt Lake in 1742, when he was overcome by a small tribe of Mormons who found his delicious cupcakes to be unholy. His body was skinned and dried in the lake, and then sold as "King Jerky" to the Native Americans for what is today Canada.
On a clear salty night in Utah you can still hear fell voices on the wind whisper "Damn, that's good jerky."