Greek Alphabet Soup
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Greek Alphabet Soup is a delicacy enjoyed primarily by members of college fraternities. The soup consists of a vegetable broth simmered slowly over a semester as the older members of the fraternity who prepare the dish teach the soup about its history. The night before the soup is ready, the members of the fraternity gather around the soup wearing the traditional soup hoods. Using special soup paddles, they stir the soup violently until it learns to spell out "Thank you sir! May I have another?" The soup will come to realize that the preparation it has received is part of growing up as a soup.
Soon afterwards, copious amounts of beer are added to the soup until it ends up in the lap of a female pyschology student with an awesome rack. The soup will spell many things to the girl but in the end will never call her again. The soup has been known to cause cancer due to a well-known theory that suggests cancer exists to restore the balance of anyone who has experienced too much fun.
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