Greek War of Independence (video game)
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[edit] Flashback to the 1400's
*Welcome to #Byzantine Empire!*
*Ot_da_Man! has entered the game*
*Better_than_the_Holy_Roman_E has entered the game*
*Ot_da_Man! has started to attack Constanstinople!*
Ot_da_Man!: Give up now, you smelly greek sailer!
Better_than_the_Holy_Roman_E: /compair stats: Ot_da_Man
*Ot_da_Man has: 150,000 Infantry, one Basilic, 30,000 Gunmen, and 500 Artillary. You have: less*
Better_than_the_Holy_Roman_E: That is not good... I know!
Better_than_the_Holy_Roman_E to Popemobile: Hey, dude. I need some help over here! Ot_da is attacking my capital!
Popemobile to Better_than_the_Holy_Roman_E: Sorry, man, I can't help.
*Ot_da_Man! brakes through your capitals wall*
Better_than_the_Holy_Roman_E: You rushed!
Ot_da_Man!: No, you just suck.
Better_than_the_Holy_Roman_E: I am being killed by a noob!
*Ot_da_Man! kills your Emperor! You have lost the match.*
Ot_da_Man!: Victory is mine! All your base are belong to us!
[edit] Now to the 1700's
*Welcome to #Vienna!*
*Ferrit Man has entered the game*
*Mystery_Merchant has entered the game*
Ferrit Man: Hello there, kind merchant!
Mystery_Merchant: Hi, thar, stranger.
Ferrit Man: Do you want to join my cause?
Mystery_Merchant: What that might be?
Ferrit Man: A while back, Ot_da_Man conquered my clan leader. For sometime now Ot_da has been my clan leader. He is ruthless, and hates all AΩ clan members. So, now, I am leading a revolution to bring the AΩ clan back to its former glory!
Mystery_Merchant: Uh huh...
Ferrit Man: Right now, I am waiting for Nappie-Oil to answer my PM, which if he does, AΩ will be back! An hour as a free man is better than 40 weeks as a slave.
Mystery_Merchant: Oh really...
Mystery_Merchant to Vienna_Vice: There is some crackpot AΩ guy sturring up trouble. Come quick!
*Ferrit Man has been kicked for: Flaming against the Admin*
*Mystery_Merhchant has been given 2,000 gold coins by Vienna Vice*
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