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“Best Color... EVER.”

~ Loogan Herr on Green

“Green is GOODEST!!!”

~ Orks on their Skin

“It's easy to BE green, but it's not easy to watch”

~ Ms. Piggy on her marriage

“Left a bit, left a bit!”

~ Tiger Woods on a green

“Oh, Edmund, can it be true? that I hold here, in my mortal hand, a nugget of purest green?”

~ Percy on being a master alchemist

“Everything's so fucking green!”

~ Death at a funeral

“Green is awesome and awesome is green”

~ Me

“Down With Green!”

~ Red

“Go fuck yourself!”

~ Anonymous Red Critic on Red

Kermit the Frog. He's here 'cos he's green. And he knows it.


For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Green.

Green first appeared on earth around 44 BC when Osama Bin Laden brought it with him from Neptune. Green began to spread as a virus until it became the fourth color in the rainbow and it became happy with that status. However, green has been cloned many times, and these clones can be found all over the place.

This is a completely different thing to a Green. In school it was a loner, forced to sit at the mixed-color table at lunch while the subtractive primary colors laughed it up on their side of the cafeteria, and many people just scoffed at the Green Party movement that attempted to bring about some economic and social gains for Green.

This is a perfect example of the colour green. For those who are smoking marijuana, this image would be seen as a dark shade of purple

In the early 1970s, Green accidentally invented Internet Humor while reading some pornography. This is widely regarded as a bad move.

The 1980s were perhaps the ultimate low point for Green , as Yellow, Red and Blue became the only colors used for clothing, art and anything else. In recent years Green 's status has improved a bit, largely due to die-hard Green advocates such as Ralph Nader, Link, and Kermit the Frog, but even now it ain't easy being Green and it probably won't be for a long time yet.

There is some hope, however, as Red and Blue are fighting a war, and will both be weakened as a result.

Green's archnemesis is Blue. Green's most complementary ally is Purple.

St. Patrick's Day is probably Green's most useful contribution to the world as we know it.

One of the most famous uses of the colour green is the use of Green Lightbulbs commonly used to fight nuclear wars.

Green, the Evil Mathemagician[edit]


Jorge Green was an amazingly evil mathemagician who made terrible spells that have always and will always plague students studying the art of Calculus.

Most definitely not green[edit]

What the fuck is this shit doing here???

Places Where Green Can Be Found[edit]

  • The Rainbow
  • Forrest Gump
  • Aliens
  • Marijuana
  • Poop (after eating corn)
  • South African Snakes
  • Ireland, the "Green isle" and has no snakes.
  • In the polluted creek from the Springfield Nuke Power Station.
  • on that hairy mole you just cant get rid of.
  • dude why is your sleeve...oh thats sick.
  • my sweaty hairy ass
  • On a sexy Lamborghini Murcielago.
  • On the dress that a girl called Jade wears.

Other Language's[edit]

Green in Japanese is: 緑

Green in Chinese is: 綠色

Green in spanish is: verde

Green in Russian is: зеленый

Green in French is: vert

Green in English is: green

Green in Irish is: awesome

Green in German is: grøn

See also[edit]


Brown Red Orange Gold Yellow Olive Green Cyan

Blue Indigo Purple Violet Pink Black Gray/Grey Silver White Beige