Greg Louganis

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Greg Louganis is an evil gay man from the future. He is from a future where gay people rule. He is the father of Aqua Mariner. He is also a good swimmer.

Louganis' Super Soldier outfit.

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[edit] History

Louganis was first documented as leading a gay reveloution in Britain. This ultimately made people like George Michael, Simon Cowell, Oscar Wilde, Elton John, Freddie Mercury, Tony Blair, and other British men gay. The he went to America to rape Diana Keaton and she gave birth to Aqua Mariner, who gained his super swimming abilities from his dad.

Louganis soon started having an affair with Oscar Wilde, who he enjoyed teabagging. Louganis tried to make the whole world gay with a device called the Gayatron. He was defeated by George Lazenby, Daniel Craig, Judge Reinhold, Jennifer Lopez, Aqua Mariner, and Rocky Balboa. Louganis was sent to prison for a few years after this and when he was released, he starred in Super Soldier gets a Tax Rebate. He completly gayed up the character and wore a speedo throughout the whole movie.

He also was involved in JFK's assassaination.

[edit] Movie

Mario Lopez played Louganis in a movie. Working titles included The Gay Swimmer and Sea Rapist. Shortly after seeing the movie, Louganis thanked him for playing a good version of him and he raped him. Supposedly, Lopez liked it.

Mario Lopez.


[edit] Popularity

Even though he was evil, he was still very popular. He was included on the five dollar on the gay money

[edit] Aliases

  • the homo
  • the gay swimmer
  • the gay cowboy
  • fag
  • sea rapist
  • gay spaceman
  • dildo head

[edit] Enemies

[edit] People Who Louganis Had Sex With

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