Grover Clevland
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| Term of office: | Sometime in the 1800’s – Same | |
| Preceded by: | Leonardo Davinci | |
| Succeeded by: | Larry King | |
| Date of birth: | 1982 | |
| Place of birth: | Pakistan | |
| Date of death: | 1977 apparently | |
| Place of death: | Under Elton John | |
| First Lady: | Eleanor Rigby | |
| Political party: | Porn | |
Grover Clevland (Not to be confused with Grover Cleveland) is most famously known for being the husband of legendary Czech Rockstar, Eleanor Rigby, who later went on to create J.R.R. Tolkien after serving in Vietnam. He is also know for being the first nudist president of both the United States and Canada (As they were considered a single land mass during his term, only later was the force-field created)
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[edit] Early Life
Clevland was born into the untouchables of India's caste system as the fourth of seventeen siblings. He directed his first motion picture at the age of nine, and used the money to buy himself an airplane ticket to the united states. Upon arriving in America, it is rumored that an extra "E" was added to his name, however this is not true. And is instead a rumor created by James K. Polk.
[edit] The Wonder Years
Upon arriving in the US, Clevland was exposed to a life of drugs, sex, and rock and roll. Considered untouchable by law enforcement, it was this that led him to become the target of frequent gang shootings, which eventually led him to hang himself on April 19, 1993. However, he was rescued by his soon to be wife, Eleanor Rigby.
[edit] Later Life
Upon his discovery by Rigby, he was further forced into a rehabilitiaion program requiring excessive amounts of cocaine and Eric Clapton. This process was not easy, but upon awakening from his coma, he found his wife missing. Having never truly know or seen her, he did not care. He picked up a gun and was drafted into the Army to fight in the secret, second war in Australia.
When he returned home, a decorated war vetern with numerous anamatronic body parts, he was immediently nominated as a possibly candidate for presidency. However, lacking even basic competence, he decided to run. The election was a stalemate, and Clevland only won by being the only candidate to actually be capable of speech.
His rule over the United States was rather mundane, and redundant. Each state was randomly invaded, burned to the ground, and rebuilt every 2-4 months in the name of Capatalism.
[edit] Death
On June 12, 2004 Clevland wed the infamous Elton John, on their honeymoon Grover was found dead, apparently having decided to make toast while in the bathtub. His wife was not available for comment, but currently resides on her own private island in the Carribean.
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