Guinea-Bissau
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| Guinea-Bissau | |||
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| "God's Practical Joke on Africa" | |||
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| Government | What's a government? | ||
| Population | 1,000 and something | ||
| Language | Ghetto-tastic Portuguese with some thrown in tongue clicks | ||
"What the fuck is Guinea-Bissau? I need a drink and a young supple-skinned boy-lover. Get NAMBLA on the phone."
~ Oscar Wilde on Guinea-Bissau
"In Soviet Russia, Guinea-Bissau hates you."
~ Russian Reversal on Guinea-Bissau
Guinea-Bissau is another colony raped by Portugal, but, unlike the others, it was happy because its big brother Guinea usually got all the attention.
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[edit] History
Seriously, who gives a shit? Something about Portugal and slaves, probably.
[edit] Transportation
Guinea-Bissau has a booming transportation industry of buses taking people out of Guinea-Bissau.
[edit] National Health
This nation has one of the world's lowest rates of disease, because bacteria and viruses don't care enough to enter Guinea-Bissau. The biggest health problem in Guinea-Bissau is insane fucking boredom.
[edit] Notable Guinea-Bissau-ans
[edit] Language
People here speak in dishearteningly unfunny Russian Reversal.
[edit] Music
The national song is Paris Hilton's Stars are Blind. Fuck that shit.
| North Africa | Algeria · Egypt · Libya · Morocco · Sudan · Tunisia · Western Sahara | 
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| West Africa | Benin · Burkina Faso · Côte d'Ivoire · Ghana · Guinea · Guinea-Bissau · Liberia · Mali · Mauritania · Niger · Nigeria · Senegal · Sierra Leone · Togo | |
| Central Africa | Angola · Cameroon · Belgium · Central African Republic · Chad · Democratic Republic of the Congo · Equatorial Guinea · Gabon · Republic of the Congo | |
| East Africa | Burundi · Djibouti · Eritrea · Ethiopia · Kenya · Madagascar · Malawi · Mauritius · Mozambique · Rwanda · Seychelles · Somalia · Tanzania · Uganda · West Kenya · Zambia · Rhodesia | |
| Southern Africa | Botswana · Lesotho · Namibia · People's Glorious Republic of Uukumbamabahalarata · South Africa · Swaziland · Zululand | |
| Dependencies | United Kingdom : Gibraltar · Indian Ocean Territory · Isle of Wight · Welsh Congo (Pitcairn Islands) |
