Guthix
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Guthix is one of the many gods of RuneScape, but is also a political party in Varrock. Al Gore is the Current chairmen of this party, It's previous chairmen, Guthix, the Runescape god, resigned. The Party, and god, stand up for peace, and wishes to keep the world green, as they fear global Warming is around the corner. Saradomin Agrees, while Zamorak does not. They oppose corrupt government, monarchy, and capitalism.
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[edit] The Cause
The Cause of the Guthix Party and god is to encourage peace and a healthy world. The party protests to stop the production of oil and gas powered technologies such as cannons sold to pkers for training at rock crabs to pk sum n00bz at Bounty Hunter. Instead use Water to power it.
[edit] Protest on the war
The Party has shown huge negativity towards the war of Karamja and Ape Atoll when Varrock invaded both islands to put down Communism due to the Domino Affect. The war continued but eventually did end in 1972 due to overwhelming protest. The Zamorak's died down as they lost control of Varrock and The Saradomin's. stepped up and ended the war. But eventually their leader was assassinated. The Guthix Party and its god demanded justice.
[edit] Treatment of Soldiers
When the soldiers returned on horseback from Karamja, the Guthix Party called them baby killers. Saradomin and Zamorak gained support as Guthix lost because of his actions toward the treatment of the troops. Some Soldiers were convicted for murder as they got pissed off and shot into the crowd of guthix protestors. Varrock was full of anger.
[edit] Hippies!
The Guthix Party is Varrocks local hippies. They are vegetarians, love peace, own lava lamps, and smoke lots ofweed. They live in tents, and they make a total mess. You would be fishing in a river all of a sudden 10 of them swim past you bare ass naked. Holy Shit. If they try to feed you something, don't eat it!.
[edit] View on Global Warming
The Guthix Party fears of the outcome of global warming, Saradomin and Al-Gore, once a member of the Saradomin party, demand for cleaner coal and better and cleaner methods to produce electrcity. Zamorak opposes, as he doesn't believe in such, and sees it as a waste of time. Falador, a fairly left leaning city, funds Saradomin and Guthix in their quest for cleaner coal. And hope they come out victorious.
[edit] Guthix steps down as chairmen
Guthix, one of Runscapes gods, stepped down as chairmen after cheating on his wife Hillary Clinton with Monica Lewinsky. They found her blue dress with white stains, suspecting she gave guthix a huge blowjob. Embarrassed, he stepped down as chairmen of the Guthix Party and continued to love his life with Hillary after she denied everything.
[edit] The Party today
The Party continues to be lead by Al Gore and is heading in the right direction, it is treated as Saradomin's child and is following in the parties footsteps, but still has some views of its own. Al Gore was elected chairmen on December 12, 2x43x.
Several Ads like this was created by Kermit the Frog as a scare tactic to win him the election:
