Gynecomastia

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Gynecomastia is a mental disorder in which male humans get upset about their tits. You can easily recognise people suffering from gynecomastia in public areas since they always look at their tits to make sure they are not too big or that their nipples can't be seen through their shirts. Gynecomastia is thought to be caused by milk abuse because milk contains estrogen (female hormones from the cow).

People suffering from gynecomastia will tend to pretend their tits are actually pectoral muscles.

In order to cure gynecomastia, it is thought that going to the gynecomastium might help.