|Ordered:||27 September 1939|
|Laid down:||3 January 1941|
|Launched:||13 June 1942|
|Commissioned:||13 June 1942|
|Misplacement:||Pacific/Atlantic/Arctic ocean/The pub|
|Length:||Approx. 2,000 ft 12 flight deck|
|Height:||Approx. 200 ft|
|Propulsion:||Nuclear powered rubbish burner|
|Complement:||"Your so cool"|
|Armament:||quater pounder firing nordenfelt guns that fire 60 billion rounds per minuate|
|Motto:||"Dont mess with us, were dead hard and cool YEAH!"|
H.M.S. Pinafore is the British Royal Navy's nuclear powered super aircraft carrier and the fastest, hardest, most deadly ultimate ship in the entire fleet. Its elite Top Gun squadron pilots fly the worlds best jet fighters with the most famous pilots are Iceman, Wolfman, Slider, Sundown, Hollywood, Viper, Jester, Cougar, Merlin, Maverick and Goose and they are dead hard. After the handover of NAS Miramar to the USMC and the foolish retirement of the F-14 Tomcats, the original Top Gun cast refused this and went to work for the Jolly Good Chaps of the British Royal Navy Fleet Air Arm, instead of working in the horrible USMC Fighter Squadron and trading in thier glorious, battle proven F-14's for crappy FA-18s that allegedly run on AA batteries.
Life aboard H.M.S. Pinafore is very glamorous with the crew wearing handsome uniforms and get looked after much like a celebrity. Entering and Exiting the vessel is by a gangway with a red carpet. There are sunbeds, cinemas, casinos, massage parlours and other luxury facilities such as a kareoke stage. During war operations, a soundtrack is added to boost morale of the ships crew as well as the aviators and glorify every part of the action. The Pinafore class carrier has become an envy of the worlds navies, particularly amongst the US and Russians.
H.M.S. Pinafore is nuclear powered, has loads of propellers, jet engines and bling-bling paddle wheels that make it go dead fast across the sea, ride across land, hop like a lowrider, through icebergs/mountains/cities etc that it enables the crew to water-ski(in thier own time) and outrun missiles, torpedos, sharks and other potential threats. The Paddle wheel sections are a favourite for onboard interrogation officers as they act as a torture machine for enemies who get tied up to one and constantly get dunked until they spit the questions out.