July 12, 2020 at 04:16An ancient weapon favored by Clinja. The traditional hahakatana is a hollow tube approximately 45 feet long, and covered with fake blue fur (some accounts suggest that the original hahakatanas were covered with real blue fur). It is wielded by chewing a mixture of tuna fish, baked beans, and chocolate syrup until completly mixed with saliva. The chewed mixture is then spit into the hahakatana until the entire length is filled. The mash filled hahakatana is then buried beneath geraniums for several years.
Adding further confusion, Americans also use a weapon called the American hahakatana. Anyone unfortunate enough to visit America (also known as Canada, BETA Version) will notice the uncanny resemblence of Americans and Clinjas.