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A beverage composed of equal parts soy-milk and half and half. It is drank mainly by health-food nuts who still want that fatty, creamy goodness taste. Needless to say, these people are pure evil.

The only other reason ever recorded for the consumption of this beverage was a drunken dare, back in 1972. This is widely credited with being the main reason for Richard M. Nixon's impeachment, as he was secretly taping it. It was later played back during his State of the Union address, as the result of yet another drunken dare.