Halowarz
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[edit] Da beginning
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Halo server is corrupted... Auto Repair...
Reviewing server history
Pictures corrupted... data corrupted
Halo server is booting up...
The Forrunerz has joined the game
Teh ƒLøø∂ has joined the game
The forrunerz: ha ha Teh ƒLøø∂ mor like da F***ing noobz
Teh ƒLøø∂: he he he...
Halo D has been infected, Halo C has been infected 600+bil people have been infected
The Forrunerz: O sht
The forrunerz have been killed
The forrunerz have left the game
The ƒLøø∂: sht no foodz dam... o well we will wait...
[edit] The Coviez
The coviez has joined the game
Truth (lie) has joined the game
Forruner tech has been found
The coviez: kewl
Truth (lie): we must find mor i have (lie) been told by the gods (lie) that we must find mor (lie) its a part of the Great jerny (lie lie lie lie lie lie soome liez later)
The coviez: mmkay...
The arbiter 2 b has joined the game
the arbiter 2 b has been jailed
The arbiter 2 b: WTF **** *** **** ***** *******
Truth (lie): you wana be arbiter? you can be a part of da great jerny (lie lie lie)
The arbiter 2 b has changed his name to THE ARBITER
[edit] meet da humens
The humenz have joined the game
The humenz: WATSSSSSUPPPPP!!!!!
Truth (lie): KILL THEM THEY ARE UNCLEAN
the coviez have pawned the humenz 10000 damage
The humenz: OMG WTF HAX0RS!
The coviez: lol nub
The humenz have made a spartan
The humenz have made a spartan
The humenz have made a spartan
The humenz have made a spartan
The humenz have made a spartan
The humenz have made a spartan
The humenz have made a spartan
The humenz have made a spartan
The humenz have made a spartan
The humenz have made a spartan
The humenz have made a spartan
The humenz have made a spartan
The humenz have made a spartan
The humenz have made a spartan
The humenz have made a spartan
The humenz have made 117
117 has joined the game
117: yr deid...
The coviez: O FU*K
[edit] The war begins
Corrupted data restoring.........
.Resotered
Humens: he he he...
Coviez: HA HA HA!!!!!
Coviez have glassed Reach, captured all outer colonys 2000 damange
The humenz lost a spartan
The humenz lost a spartan
The humenz lost a spartan
The humenz lost a spartan
The humenz lost a spartan
The humenz lost a spartan
The humenz lost a spartan
The humenz lost a spartan
The humenz lost a spartan
The humenz lost a spartan
The humenz lost a spartan
117: HAHA missed me biches
the humenz: ow.
the ƒLøø∂ in no longer idol (your fucked)
117: WTF
5 maries infected
the ƒLøø∂: he he hez
[edit] "The elite rebellion"
THE ARBITER: ...
Truth (lie): this must be the haritics doin (lie) kill them
THE ARBITER: F*** YOU i did't get my ice tea!
Truth (lie): (whis to covinit) I lied.
the covinit has takein 450 Damange Elites have left the covinit!
117: yor at the wrong side of my gun B***!
100 Damage to covinit HEAD SHOT! 
the Covinit: SHT NOT MY DAY
the covinit couters 10 damage to the covinit... NO SCOOP SINPER HEAD SHOT TEABAG
The humanz: Hehehe pawnage!
THE ƒløø∂: yr dead!
the ƒløø∂ has infected the HIGH CHARITY
Truth (lie): sht there died (lie) regroup (some how a nother lie)
[edit] Inercollinyz
Restoring data...
[edit] Earth and HALO 3
the covinint has found the innercoliny ROFL
The Convinint: SUCK my D*** M**********
The covinint has b slaped Rofl 1000 Damage
<code> The covinint has found the location of the ARK
The covinint has found the location of Earth
117: O s***
The covinint is glassing earth
THE ARBITER: OMG STOP join us Teh ƒLøø∂ is sooo much mor dangerous
The covinint has stoped glassing Earth
The covinint has B slapped him self 15000 damage
Humanz: lolz
The covinint has found a teloporter to HALO 3
117: o F***
The ƒLøø∂ has landed on earth New Mombassa has bin captured
117: RUN AWAY to the teloporter
[edit] HALO
Restoring data...
[edit] Part 2
A part 2 will be made with data from the inner colonys and the other HALOs... remember brush your teeth!
