Hamster wheel

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The hamster wheel is an essential part in owning a hamster. It allows the hamster to excercise and gives him or her something to do in his or her cage. So, what happens if you don't get a wheel for your hamster? Well, the hamster turns into a blob of grey skin/fur and his/her brain turns into a blob of gray matter. Actually, never mind that. The brain EXCEPT THE PART THAT IS DRIVEN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD turns to grey matter. If you don't get a wheel, you will end up with a purely evil hamster who thinks that his/her only purpose in life is to take over the human race. Now, for my sake and yours, please get your hamster a wheel.

And once you realize that the hamster doesn't really use the wheel, feel free to eat the wheel.

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