Happy Feet Fever
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Happy Feet is a fever which originated in Afghanistan, where a penguin at the local zoo and the lead singer of U2 did a little something that we can't speak of. Unfortunately, the penguin got the consequences when the lead singer left. He got the disease and was "axed" because the zoo curators couldn't take it anymore.
So, the warlords at Dreamworks (also based in Afghanistan) couldn't just let this story pass. They knew that the puny Americans would eat it up and Dreamworks would make millions off of it. So, they concocted a mass release of this disease that, when seen, would contract it. So, the movie Happy Feet was released to the general masses on November 17, 2006 (Called Novemburrr 17 by the enemies of this virus) and, as predicted, Americans ate it up. Unfortunately, they didn't know about the virus and, consequently, they got it.
[edit] Symptoms
Symptoms include but are not limited to:
- An insatiable urge to "Dance" (singing either Dancing Queen or today's pop).
- An unordinary attraction to penguins and the anger of those who dont have the virus.
- Exessive shivers when touched on the back or shoulder area.
[edit] Is there a cure?
There are several options. The first option is simply to return to the theater and watch a different movie, preferably grotesque.
The second option can work, but it is risky. You can simply wait until you forget about it. However, Dreamworks will release a portable DVD/CD of their virus and, if watched, the virus will return. If bought, you will have the disease until you throw out the DVD/CD.
In the end, prevention is the best cure.
