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Happy rabbit feet are a special breed of cute little bunnies that have the strange ability to play the piano with their toes. They usually form bands with their next door neighbors, the bid bad wolves. They big bad wolves are able to play both drums and guitar.
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[edit] The big bad Bunnies
The big bad bunnies were a band most famous for the origin of the emo/cutting your wrists/black hair and make-up trend. Their lead singer, Bunny masta 3000 once cut himself with the sharp part on a tape dispenser and later beled to death. His friends, pianis licker 101, and the big bad wolv.......erine, did the same in honor of their leader. This tragic act of stupidity was the end of the Big Bad Bunnies: one of the greatest bands ever to play the song "Baba O'Reily" by The Who as a cover.
[edit] The Bunny Dispensers
The Bunny Dispensers was a hip-hop group famous for the invention of grafitti. They decided to start writing notes to themselves on the walls of their houses. After a while one member became insane and started using anything else he saw (even fellow band members) The others killed him and so the Bunny Dispensers split up. After 3 years, one of the others decided he could not spend another minute without getting into bed with the others so he called up Mac, their producer and said that he wanted to start up the band again. Unfortunately, Jim, Joe, and fanny ( the other members) had all formed a club and gotten sex-change-operations. The band became one of the greatest pop bands of all time and became the most famous opening band that ever preceded Madonna at a concert.
[edit] Happy Rabbit Armies
Once upon a time, there was a large army known as the Happy Rabbit Army. They were famous for the invention of the "Happy Missiles". These were highly effective, heat (or crotch) seeking WMDs. The Happy Rabbit Armies were very successful and were even rumored to have planted the idea of world domination in Hitler's head. They knew Hitler's only weakness: Bleu Cheese soaked in a mixture of vinegar and Hershey's Chocolate Syrup. They would then take the result and make them into the warheads for the happy missiles. The armies then moved to the middle east where they chose their nbext victim: Osama Bin Laden. They convinced him and his accomplice: Sadam Housein to bomb the twin towers. The Armies sent missionaries to the White House to plant a chip in President Bush's head. The chip contained instructions for bombing Iraq. Meanwhile the armies were back in Iraq and they were already moving Bin Laden and Saddam into holes in the desert where they could hide until the Americans gave up. Sadly Saddam became a traitor and kil;led every member of the Happy Rabbit Armies.
[edit] Pirate Ninja Zombie Wizard Rabbits
Pirate Ninja Zombie Wizard Rabbits were a secret order of knights during the medievil ages. They were canibalistic little hermits that banded together when they realized that they were better than evrybody else. They finally made themselves known after they successfully killed napolean (dynamite) on the bus on the way to school. They did this by disguising as a child and then when asked if he wanted a ham sandwich, took out a bean bag chain from under his chest and suffocted Napolean. Napolean's brother Kip then gave each of the Pirate Ninja Zombie Wizard Rabbits an award and permanently friended them on Myspace™. Since this fateful day, the Pirate Ninja Zombie Wizard Rabbits have been raiding small towns in the austrailian mountains. Recently, they attacked a group of camera men that were attempting to film a scene of Lord Of The Rings: Return of the Jedi. In this particular scene, splaters of ood may be seen on the camera but otherwise, the Pirate Ninja Zombie Wizard Rabbits were so stealthy that there were no traces left behind except pools of blood, hair, flesh, the heads of the cameramen on 24" posts, and the signature of the Pirate Ninja Zombie Wizard Rabbits: a "lucky" rabbits foot. The only other attack known to man kind was when they mercelessly wiped out millions of cute fuzzy little baby penguins by eating all the fish and leaving none for the ,starving, cute fuzzy little baby penguins that were left by there dead parents to survive of there own in the harsh winter of Antarctica.
