Hares
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Hares are terrible animals. Currently they have taken over Luxembourg and have only one goal, WORLD DOMINATION (and developing trees from which grow cookies). They may look very innocent. Sitting on your lawn... but actually they're spying on you and studying your behaviour. You would almost think they are eating grass, but actually they're eating blood cookies.
[edit] What to do when you see a hare?
You should either do numerous things:
- Run away
- Pull the grenade, drop the grenade and throw away the pin and hope you will die quickly.
- Run away and tripple and get eaten by the haer
- Give him your cookies, he might spare you
- Pet him, he might like it.
[edit] Hares and pokemon
Hares are the direct cause for the death of Misty. They raped and murdered her for her shoes. Which they didn't like. Ash got so mad because his love was dead so he commited suicide by walking into hare territory. Pikachu got assasined because he led an independence war against hare occupation. Which totally failed because hares are of course much stronger then any Pokemon in the world.
[edit] Hares and the American Independence War
The only reason the British lost the Revolutionary War was because those fat Yankee bastards made a pact with the hares to fight for them in trade for cookies. When the British forces were destroyed, victory looked near. Mostly because the AI couldn't do a naval invasion yet because patch 1.2 wasn't released by then. But the hares turned against the Americans because the diplomacy is like 2 lambs and 12,312,313 hares voting what to have for dinner. (Empire: Total War players might know were I'm talking about).
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