Harisu

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Harisu pretending to be a statue so that she'll escape North Korean detection.

What is a "Harisu?"[edit]

Harisu is part guy, part girl and all Korean. Try not to get her confused with one of the real Asian chicks. Just like the other Asians, she is known for her slanty eyes, non-original hair color and a slanted vagina, although hers is slanted since that was the only way the surgeons could make it after the they removed her penis.

In addition to previously being a man, she also enjoys long walks at the DMZ, wearing bras and having sex with Americans for money.