Has

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“Grandma never was any good with telling stories...”

~ C-3PO on Has

Has is a 2,590,187,434's play by Grandma featuring Curious George, Gary Gygax, Gonzo, and God. The story started with God destroying the Universe to rid the world of curiosity. However, unbeknowenst to God, Gary Gygax was the Dungeon Master of this time, and had created a pocket plane for God to play with. As Gygax was preoccupied with God's pocket plane, Gonzo followed George down the yellow brick road to meet the wizard. After a long journey of five centimeters, they found the front door of the wizard's tower. George knocked at the door as Gonzo played with his tail (George's tail). Gaygax, being the wizard, lost his concentration on God's pocket plane, thereby releasing God to destroy the Universe (as He had intended), but not before Gygax tried to eat George. However, in his haste to open the door, Gygax flattened George with the door and, mistook Gonzo for George, swallowed him, and then promptly choked to death. Guess who has the last laugh?