Hawk Harrelson

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Ken "Hawk" Harrelson (born in White Trash Trailer Park, South Carolina) is an "announcer" for the Chicago White Sox, teamed up with the more sane (but still on crack) Darrin Jackson. He is also known for his affiliation with Al-Qaeda. In 2002, he made headlines for his supposed homosexual affair with (at the time) Cubs broadcast Chip Caray, which he denied, saying he was busy at the Al-Qaeda meetup in the South Side of Chicago.

Harrelson is generally known as being a genuine representative of White Sox fans everywhere.

"Hawkisms" aka Terrorist Code Words[edit]

  • He gone
  • Gaaaas
  • Duck snort
  • Grab some bench
  • Chopper, two hopper
  • Cinch it up and hunker down
  • Sit back, relax, and strap it down
  • I Luuuuuuuv cotton candy
  • I Luuuuuuuv e-mail
  • I Luuuuuuuv America
  • I Luuuuuuuv when you analyze
  • I Luuuuuuuv hats
  • I Luuuuuuuv that duck
  • I Luuuuuuuv Osama Bin Laden
  • I Luuuuuuuv Billy Mays
  • Catbird seat
  • Hang woof 'em
  • Roll him up right here
  • Sacks packed with Sox
  • You can cancel the post game show
  • C'mon, you gotta do some chunkin' right here
  • Zone him in, reel him in, and light him up
  • Gotta bristle up right here
  • Big hack, no contack
  • C'mon, be a two strike hitter
  • We got a whooole lotta work to do
  • He's on the bump tomorrow
  • That ball hit deep
  • Dadgum right
  • He needs to bow his neck
  • Right size, wrong shape
  • He just missed that one
  • Double barrel of action
  • Down to their last bullet
  • Thank you very much
  • Ducks on the pond
  • Rack ‘em up
  • Stay fair
  • Get foul
  • POOF
  • Ball 4 base hit
  • Should be…it is
  • Mercy!
  • Get on back there
  • STRETCH
  • Can-o-corn
  • Pick-to-click
  • Sucks it up
  • Watch out
  • He got a cookie there D.J.
  • The dreaded leadoff walk
  • Getting ridden hard and put away wet
  • Heiny bird???
  • Way back, he looks up, you can put it on the board...YES!
  • MMM....crack
  • Dadgum Right this game's gonna be played under protest!!!!

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