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Oscar Wilde[edit]

HEADLINES ARE A VERY GOOD WAY TO ATTRACT ATTENTION[edit]

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS USE LOTS OF HEADLINES IN YOUR ARTICLES[edit]

Headlines are also fun and easy to make![edit]

Anyone can make headlines![edit]

It's so incredibly easy to make headlines![edit]

YOU SHOULD USE HEADLINES MORE OFTEN![edit]

Headlines are also used to seperate different topics in articles![edit]

It's usually a good idea to put as many exclamation marks as you can in a headline!!!![edit]

This way, you get all the attention you can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![edit]

I like headlines. You should write more headlines![edit]

Wow, another headline![edit]

Headlines are marked in tables of contents as well.[edit]

No article is complete without at least fifty headlines.[edit]

I bet headlines have alot of history.[edit]

Someone should do some research or something on headlines and post them in an article.[edit]

They were probobly invented in like, 4,000,000,000 B.C. or something by a prehistoric house cat named Charles.[edit]

I sure bet Charles was a nice fellow.[edit]

I mean, he did invent the headline. I wouldn't even be able to write this article right here if it weren't for Charles.[edit]

We should make a religious cult for Charles and worship him as a god.[edit]

There could be a huge five million floor temple in his name.[edit]

We'll sacrifice mice on a daily basis in order to appease him.[edit]

Did you know newspapers use headlines?[edit]

Yes.[edit]

A topic.[edit]

A list of headlines![edit]

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Man Gets Hit by Lightning Bolt![edit]

Woman Divorces President to Start War in Sweden![edit]

Irish Leprachaun Sued for Fraud![edit]

Random Kid Just Turned 4![edit]

ALL CAPITAL LETTERS THE NEW STYLE[edit]

3/2 Of Writers Use Fraction Jokes![edit]

I'm Writing a Headline![edit]

Kenny Was Murdered![edit]

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We still need more headlines to complete this article.[edit]

Woah, look at those edit buttons![edit]

You should click this link.[edit]

This is another headline.[edit]

REALLY IMPORTANT HEADLINES SHOULD BE IN ALL CAPITALS.[edit]

Hello Charles![edit]

Eleventy thousand in roman numerals ahead![edit]

XIVXIVIXVXIXIXXIVIVVIVVIXIXXXIVIVIXIVIXIIVIVIVVIVIXIXIVVIXIVXIX[edit]

You should check out the table of contents on this article.[edit]

It's fat.[edit]

And lush.[edit]

Like a REAL table of contents.[edit]

Not the whimpy ones you see on most articles.[edit]

This article is FULL of stuff to talk about.[edit]

50 headlines, this article is complete![edit]

51 Headlines... COMPLETE AND SOME![edit]

This is a song that never ends.....[edit]