Headphone
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The headphone (Greek: head = not your bottom and phone = mouth) is a telecommunications device which is used to transmit and receive sound across distance without having to use body parts such as the buttox, or the belly button, which earler devices forced you to use. Most headphones operate through transmission of voice signals over a complex telephone network held together with duct-tape and bubble gum, which allows any headphone user to communicate with any other.
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[edit] History
The headphone was invented by Issaac Newton. It was based off of an earlier idea he had, which he thought of after hitting his head on the bathroom sink while trying to hang a clock over his toilet. He came up with the Flux Capacitor, which is what allows headphones to work. From this brilliant idea, Clarke later won the Nobel Prize in "I can't even hang up a clock over the toilet without hurting myself" physics.
[edit] Later History
After the invention of the headphone, many other people tried to steal Sir Isaac Newtons idea for the headphone. In fact, soon after invinting the headphone, Sir Fickelgruber started making an ice-phone that would never melt, even in the hottest sun. Then Mr. Prodnose came out with a chewing-gum-phone that never lost its flavour, no matter how much you chewed it. And then Mr. Slugworth began making sugar-balloon-phones and so on... none of them matched the success of the headphone, as they are still being used today.
[edit] Cell-Headphones
Around the 80s, Disco has become so popular that people wanted to talk to other Disco-Freaks anywhere on the go, and not just at their house. Thus, the cell-headphone was invented in "1942: part duex" by famed musicians the Dixie Chicks.
[edit] Music-Cell-Headphones
The cell-headphone was such a success some where made with the ability to plug into a musical device and work as a speaker, but very few of these have been made and are extremely rare to find. So rare to find that an anonymous Saudi Arabian bid on a pair of headphones had once reached over the 15 billion dollar mark.
