Health Food Industry

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There is no actual Health Food Industry in America.

American Health Food consists of:

• Twinkies - also see Twinkie the Kid
• Rocky Mountain Oysters
• Pringles
• Diet Coke - also see Fat people beverages
• Dirt - usually eaten by pregnant women
• Pie - Half Pumpkin, half Pepperoni
• Olestra - 'nuff said
• Goat Anus - just ask anyone
• Tub-o-lard - my favorite
• Proza Pepsi