Health Food Industry
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There is no actual Health Food Industry in America.
American Health Food consists of:
- Twinkies - also see Twinkie the Kid
- Rocky Mountain Oysters
- Pringles
- Diet Coke - also see Fat people beverages
- Dirt - usually eaten by pregnant women
- Pie - Half Pumpkin, half Pepperoni
- Olestra - 'nuff said
- Goat Anus - just ask anyone
- Tub-o-lard - my favorite
- Proza Pepsi