Hehe virus
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The "hehe virus" is an extremely contagious virus, it’s the only known virus that has the ability to transfer through contact, verbally, blood, sexually, and digitally.
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[edit] Infection
The virus begins with an infected human saying, or writing the phrase “hehe” the virus then transfer into either your eyes, or your ears from there it go straight to the speech center of the brain. There it blocks everything that comes out, and replace it with “hehe” the person isn't aware of this and see the thing he/she meant to say. The virus is also in almost every cell of your body making copies of it, so when one of the infected cells transfers to another human, the virus transfers with it (kind of like AIDS).
[edit] Symptoms
Symptoms are normally:
- answering every sentence with “hehe”
Other symptoms may include:
- severe diarrhea
- pain in the chest area
- losing sense of humor
- pain in strange and out of place areas
- become less horny than before
finding shit in your pants
[edit] cure
There is only one known cure, luckily you can make it in your own home. Here is what you need to do:
- 1 liter of 96% pure alcohol
- 5 cans of cola
- 10 carrots
- 1 mushroom
- 1 half pig
- 1 kilogram of salt
- 5 rotten eggs
- 9 rotten squirells
- 10 cheeseburgers from McDonalds
And then you mix it all together in a blendtech blender and drink all of it. This will make you so grumpy that the virus will lose its psychological hold over your brain and eventually die.
[edit] Variations of the virus
- we have the original virus “hehe”, DNA code “68656865”
- we have the “lol” variant, DNA code “6C6F6C”
- we have the “haha” variant, DNA code “68616861”
- And we have the “:P” variant, DNA code “3A50”’
They all have the same cure.
