Heisenbergs Uncertainty Principle (Alcohol)
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Heisenbergs Uncertainty Principle by Alcohol (HUPA) is a physical/morpholical model of certain macrospopic effects that occur in a state of heavy drunkenness (Alcoholism). It explains the effects that drunken people experience not on the morphological changes in perception and on the brain/body[1] but on the principle that alcoholic beverages bring so much energy to the body that relativistic effects occur not only on quantum level but on experience level, in the macrosphere of human sourroundings.
Effects that are explained by HUPA are:
- The room starts spinning when you stop moving
- You perception has longer lasting "glitches" of non-remembrance
- You appear in places where you can't remember how you came there
The first theorem of Heisenbergs Uncertainty Principle by Alcohol is
The energy in the body rises above quantum physics levels after drinking enough alcohol.
The quantity of enough depends on the morphoplogy of the drinker. The second theorem is
Once this energy level is reached, relativistic effects occur not only on quantum level but on experience level, in the macrosphere of human sourroundings
The third theorem is
In macroscopic relativity, either spin or movement must occurr on bodies that have drunk enough alcohol.
Two experiments have proven this theorem, which can be repeated by anyone with access to enough alcohol.
[edit] You appear somewhere not knowing how you came there (teleportation)
The effect experienced is: you appear somewhere not knowing how you came there. For example, your last conscious thought was I need to go to the toilet while you are at the Bar and the next thought is where are my car keys while you are in an open field west of the Mississipi. This effect was previously interpreted as malfunction of the brain, a loss of short memory. In reality, Heisenberg has proven that teleportation and time travel happen, often in combination with mass hypnotism. When people say about you you were dancing naked on the bar and you can't remember, remember: they are also subject to relativistic effects such as hallucinations or images transporting through space and time (the naked guy on the bar was someone who was in the bar 10 years ago, his image stuck in relativistic space).
[edit] The room spins around you when you stop moving
As with neutrons, where either location or spin can be measured, the same applies now to you, but the other way round. In macroscopic relativity, either spin or movement must occurr. This is expressed in the third theorem above. If you willingly stop movement, instantly spin will occur. It is not a subjective impression that the room spins around you, it is relativistic reality, the room is really spinning because you are spinning relativisticly. On the other hand, if you spin, you stop moving. If you spin and move at the same time, the energy level gets too high and the body expels the alcohol until an energy level is reached that allows both spin and movement.
[edit] References
- ↑ Previously science thought that below effects are based on the fact that alcohol dilutes judgement and harms the senses, surely all wrong, in reality the nausea comes from HUPA
