Helen Mirren
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Hellen Mirren is, along with Alex Kingston, a seriously hot English actress. She well known for making otherwise calm and rational men of a certain age watch her films "very closely indeed", forgetting to eat, defecate and wash in the hope of seeing her disrobe. For men of any other age, it's like watching your own mother prance around naked and enjoying it.
[edit] Notable films
- Age of Consent
- The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
- I Want You To Be My Backdoor Man and its sequel I'm Going To Need Incontinence Pants
- Squeeze My Lemon
- You Know I'm Old Enough To Be Your Mother?
- Caligula
