Hell, Michigan
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Small town on the shore of lake Michigan.
Population:- 6,666*66^666
Main Industries:- Roast beef, Sulphur, Brimstone, Lawyers
After a fruitless search in the human body for the resting place of the soul, Christ Columbus commenced a search for hell.
Naturally, he first looked in the Oval Office, but this proved difficult until he discovered French Polynesia. The Oval Office was not hell, however; it was an undercover base for Jimmy Carter until he was good enough to be allowed into hell.
Many years later, after travelling to six continents (the one he missed out being Mali), Columbus was back where he belonged - in America - and staying at a place called Michigan. Columbus realised that the place he was staying in served a lousy caviar, the matress was two-thirds of an inch short of standard king-size size regulations, and the ghost of Clifford the Big Red Frog still haunted his room. This sparked off a brainwave - he had failed to find the real hell, but Michigan was the nearest thing. After a bit of population-number fiddling, Christ published his findings, to strong disinterest.
Columbus died destitute, after he was killed by an overdose of shampoo.
See Also: Hell
