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Hey! You! <insert name here>!!

Yeah! I am-- Get over here!! Right now! Hey! I'm talking to you-- don't you walk away from me when I'm talking to you.

Christians[edit]

If you do not come over here this very instant, I will tell God all about your trip to Acapulco! I'll tell him all about how you share your special toy with the other boys! The power of Christ compels you! The power--! HEY, WHO TURNED OFF THE POWER - its dark in here!

Buddhists[edit]

You should neither crave coming over here nor be reviled by it. The desire to come here will lead to suffering when you are not able to come here. The ability to come here will also result in suffering because when you get here I'm kicking you straight in the face mutha-fucka!


Santa Claus[edit]

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Taoists[edit]

If you think about it, you don't actually exist. Which is why you should not think about it.

Brits[edit]

Oy! Come 'ere ya bllloody focking mother focker, ar I'all lock your stock!

White People[edit]

Sir, will you please come over here? Sir? I'm sorry to bother you, but I really need you to come over here. Please sir, that type of language isn't necessary. What? No, I said I was sorry. Please come over here...Please?

Emos[edit]

Why does no one ever bother in consoling my deepest miseries? No, just forget it. Don't even bother in coming over here. No one ever does. Just leave me to sulk alone in my dark abyss of pain and eternal torment. I never needed you anyway, despite the fact that I am going to write seven books of poetry on how heart-broken I am that you didn't come here. I know you won't even care that tomorrow I'll show up with 23 cut marks on my wrist, or that it's all your fault. Just leave me to my complete collection of Fallout Boy and My Chemical Romance CDs while I plot up new ways to kill myself even though I'm never going to do them. Fuck you, I hate my life.

**** ***[edit]

Hey you! Hey, hey! You...no not you...you! Yes you, with the yellow leotard! Fuck you!

Preps[edit]

OMG! Hi there! I just bought this new purse and it's so CUTE! Come here and check it out! Don't be shy, it's AWESOME! No wait don't run silly!

Pimps[edit]

Yo' bitch, you betta get yo' little bitch ass ova' here and gimme that money you owe me, bitch! Or I'ma cut yo' pay short, bitch, so get ova' here like a good little bitch or I'ma whoop yo' bitch ass, bitch! ...Bitch!

Ingsoc[edit]

Staying away is Crimethink and mark as doubleplusungood...Big brother is watching hey YOU!!

Party[edit]

Look! Free beer over here! Gotcha!

Yeah You![edit]

Yeah you! I'm talking to you buddy!

Military[edit]

Hey you! Come here. Got a job for ya.

Zombies[edit]

"Hey you!"
"Yeah?"
"Could I borrow your brains for a moment?"
"What for?"
"Nothin."
"Okay, but I am gonna need the brains you took last week back."
"Ah jeez, how do I say this, I kinda, sorta, y'know..."
"Oh Christ! Frank you promised! You said that that was the last time, that the meetings were working, and that I would be getting my brains back! Dammit Frank!"
"Hey What? It happens okay? It happens! Hey now, we don't need to pick up the shot gun, hey, NO-RICHARD!"

Pink Floyd[edit]

Hey you, out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me
Hey you, standing in the aisle
With itchy feet and fading smile
Can you feel me
Hey you, don't help them to bury the light
Don't give in without a fight

Ramones[edit]

Hey! Ho! Let's go!!!

Avril Lavigne[edit]

Doesn't like YOUR girlfriend.

Other Languages[edit]

  • German - Du! Scheise Kopf! Kommst du hier doch jetzt oder Ich werde dich killen!
  • Engrish - Supel fun beal is ovel coming to thele! He set up us the bomb!
  • Swedish - Hej du! Kom över hit!
  • French - Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
  • Chinese - Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching WaKong!
  • Hunosan - Csá köcsög!
  • Welsh - Cllan eht uhir llanzzzx gogogogogogoch llachninoirgodofo ehrfin dllach zchrkllan pwllgogery achgonpwllygoch dongogeryzzllanfillach ymruch xfllichz gchachzllgogerpwyllgon achllanpwyyyl yyyyxfllinga cllingachmineihrpllw xxanfloggamllfllcht giberyryyy!
  • Turkish - Hey sen! İn lan karımın üstünden!
  • Malaysian Hokkien - WOI!LU!HAH,LU,FUCK LU SEE A!
  • Română - Ce meclă ai, vino încoa' să te văd mai bine că de acolo te văd cam prost.

The NSA[edit]

Drug him.

B.T.O[edit]

Hey you, you say you wanna change the world It's alright, with me there's no regret It's my turn, the circle game has brought me here And I won't let down 'till every song is set.

Mexicans[edit]

Vato, pst. Ven....QUE VENGAS! Ven o te voy a dar una con la chancla. No me crees? *SMACK*

Video Game Guy[edit]

Hey guyz, arn't you tottaly ready for the new Zelda game? I know I am! Zelda is sooo hot...


RANDOMNESS YEA RANDOMNESS[edit]

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH HAVE U HAD THE LATEST PIE FLAVOUR IT'S LIKE RADICAL RANDOMNESS WOOHOO!!!!!!!


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