Helmut Kohl

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Helmut Kohl was the chancellor of Germany for many years. He was famous for eating 500 baked beans in 5 minutes. Thats how he impressed the Russians, so that the Cold War got very cold. Till now he has never been seen without a sausage in his hand. He was the most important German since Kaiser Friedrich, das alte Fritz.

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