Help A Brother Out

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r E e N o 04901: hey man im in trouble
r E e N o 04901: come on man im in some really deep sh1t
gilbertpimp7: wtf do u need help wit
r E e N o 04901: my have ran over someone and i need to kno where to depose of the body
gilbertpimp7: wtf
r E e N o 04901: help me please
r E e N o 04901: the cops are on there way
r E e N o 04901: and i dont know what to do
gilbertpimp7: ur fucked dude
r E e N o 04901: come on man
r E e N o 04901: help a brotha ouy
r E e N o 04901: ouy
gilbertpimp7: ur fucked o well
r E e N o 04901: help me please
gilbertpimp7: o well
gilbertpimp7: u deserve to fuckin go to jail how did u fuckin run over sumone
r E e N o 04901: they were in the middle of the road so i just steped on it
r E e N o 04901: and i nailed them
gilbertpimp7: ur fuckin stupid
r E e N o 04901: come one man i need some help
gilbertpimp7: how about no
r E e N o 04901: please
r E e N o 04901: man i need it
gilbertpimp7: FUCKU
r E e N o 04901: you are the only one that can help me
r E e N o 04901: please
r E e N o 04901: HELP!
r E e N o 04901: the cops are coming i can hear them
gilbertpimp7: i should find u n run u over bitch
r E e N o 04901: no i need help you can help me by finding me a place to stay
gilbertpimp7: how about no
gilbertpimp7: ur fucked dude
r E e N o 04901: pleas
r E e N o 04901: e
gilbertpimp7: dude go to ur friends or sumwhere damn
gilbertpimp7: get fuckin smart
r E e N o 04901: but they would call the cops on me
r E e N o 04901: oh shit they are geting closer
gilbertpimp7: or if u werent drunk say that they stepped out in front of u n u couldnt stop
r E e N o 04901: but i need yuor help
r E e N o 04901: can i stay with you
r E e N o 04901: for a little
gilbertpimp7: no
gilbertpimp7: u dont even kno where i live
r E e N o 04901: come one man i need y our help
r E e N o 04901: you can tell me
r E e N o 04901: please man
r E e N o 04901: i need your help
r E e N o 04901: they are coming to get me
gilbertpimp7: o well
r E e N o 04901: they are going to lock me up
r E e N o 04901: help me
gilbertpimp7: o well
r E e N o 04901: oh shit they are at the door
r E e N o 04901: shit
r E e N o 04901: shit
r E e N o 04901: shit
r E e N o 04901: i am going down man
r E e N o 04901: i am going to take you with me
gilbertpimp7: dude u need to fuckin shut up
r E e N o 04901: i am going to take you down with me
r E e N o 04901: you are going to die with me!
gilbertpimp7: no if i go down to im gunna fuckin kill u bitch
r E e N o 04901: i am going to tell them that you where part of it
r E e N o 04901: no you can
gilbertpimp7: ur fuckin gay all u wanted was sumone to talk to
r E e N o 04901: comeone man
gilbertpimp7: so neways wuts up
r E e N o 04901: how shit they are gong to brake down the door
r E e N o 04901: shit!
r E e N o 04901: bye
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