Hendrix (planet)
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The planet Hendrix is reportedly the shape of an enormous afro, and is inhabited by a population of approximately 1 heyjoemillion space-lice, all wielding what appear to be electric guitars.
Due to the extreme funkyness of Hendrix's surface, no spacecraft has ever been able to escape from from it's grasp, except the intergalactic superhero, Foxy Lady, who went on to marry Lando Carissian from Star Wars, mistakingly believing him to be Jimmy Hendrix reborn, with his perm hair having moved to his facial hair.
Recent space missions have sent our hero Astro Man, who can fly higher then that faggot Superman, to planet Hendrix. However, he has vanished with in the planet's unique atmospheric purple haze.
Only two other people have been documented as apparantly reaching the planet's surface. One was found in a pub the other day, incoherently muttering 'it's just too funky. there was too much funk' repeatedly until closing time. The only other guy that came back? Some people say he died years ago. I don't believe it, I just think he was too funky for Earth and moved onto greener pastures. His name was Jimi, but that's another story...
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