Hepatitis C

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Hepatitis C originated in Please, Niger, which is located in Africa. It can be spread by contact of door knobs, toilet seats, Pamala Anderson, Rick James, Rick James' Bitch, George Bush, Oscar Wilde, huffing the same kitten as a Hepatitis C paitent, and any one located in the USSR, USSSA, USSUSA, and southern Germany.

[edit] Signs and Symptoms

One that has Hepatitis C can be seen being followed by ferrits, monkeys, dolphins (if near water), and occasionally George Bush (if by cocaine). If any one of these creatures is seen carring a surf board or ebola, then the case is severe.

Symptoms inculde intense craving of Tourette Sandwiches with a dab of Hiv, extreme facination with cheese, and in severe cases, letters can appear DiSTorTeD. Usually NouNs.

[edit] Differential Diagnostics

Hepatits C can be confused with Cepatits H, Exploding Head Syndrome, confusion, and Rick James.