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Welcome Brothers in Arms and Zionist Pig Dogs

Welcome Brothers in arms, you have reached the Hezbollah hot line.

  • For humanitarian operations press 1
  • For political guidance press 2
  • If you are calling from The Zionist Entity please hold the line while we trace your coordinates.

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